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ZX Spectrum · Graphic adventure · 1987

How to be a Complete Bastard

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About the game

Based on Adrian Edmondson's book, this lets you gatecrash a posh yuppie party and behave as badly as possible. A split screen shows two views of each room as you search the cupboards and wardrobes for useful items. You drink extra-strong lager, break wind to clear rooms, and use household objects to annoy the other guests. Meters track how drunk you are, how much you smell and how desperate you are for the loo. The more obnoxious you are, the closer you get to becoming a complete bastard.

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